After working at the Cleveland Museum of Natural History for a while, I met this chick from one of the departments named Rachel. I needed a roommate to share the rent and she seemed pretty stable, so she moved in. Well, this chick was anything but stable.
She was sort of a hippie and liked to dance around the house topless. Not bad, ya say? Well, I wouldn't touch this chick with YOUR 10' pole! She had a crush on this guy in the museum's geology department who was cheating on his wife with hookers. Let me repeat that: Crush on married guy who screwed hookers. She was a frickin' nutcase.
After a couple months she jumped ship and moved in with him, only to move out of HIS place a little while later. When she bolted from my place, she left THIS space heater, which could heat a 12 story building in about five minutes - without making any noise. After about 14 years, I think it is time to part ways with it. Thanks for the mammaries, Rachel.
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